Sometimes I fall into reality and my head falls off. Every once in a while, the universe, all of a sudden, will open up, and I will slip and plunge into the great casm. It is times like this that a good song, a rainstorm, and a batch of cookies really come in handy. Sometimes the only one I have left to turn to is black and white Fred Astaire.
Besides this, I really do have a life. Honest. I actually love living; it is my favorite thing to do. Like Maude says in Harold and Maude (best movie everrr), “Go team go! Give me an L. Give me an I. Give me a V. Give me an E. L-I-V-E. LIVE! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.”